Sea, Swallow me: Archive

Feb 1st

1 tag

infinitusx: imagine having a dick
infinitusx: and then being captured and tortured for whatever reason
infinitusx: and having to fuck a toaster
infinitusx: (while it was on the highest setting)
stephbombz: GOD that would be awful
stephbombz: but it would be equally awful to have to fuck a curling iron or something
infinitusx: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
infinitusx: dude can we just write a movie about making people fuck painful things
stephbombz: DUDE yeah
stephbombz: I'll videotape you act ;D
infinitusx: oh wow how generous of you.....

Feb 1st

4 notes

wolfticket asked: Tell me about it. I used to hate living there.

Feb 1st

Jan 31st

212 notes

lazarusisdead-deactivated201202 asked: Where's your nude, I can't find it anywhere.

Jan 31st

1 tag

Jan 31st

seeyouspacecowboyx-deactivated2 asked: Agreed!

Jan 31st

12 notes

Jan 30th

3 tags

Jan 30th

1,293 notes

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Someone reblogged a naked picture of me (censored!) that I posted a long time ago. Creepy…

Jan 30th

2,461 notes

1 tag

Jan 30th

1 tag

Jan 29th

797 notes

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Jan 29th

6 notes

Zach you’re my 100th follower ^_^ I was waiting for it to get even

Jan 28th

1 tag

Jan 28th

3 notes

❒ TAKEN ❒ SINGLE ✔ JAMES FRANCO RUINED MY...

This is so true it’s pathetic /:

Jan 28th

146 notes

Jan 27th

2 notes

1 tag

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

372 notes

Jan 27th

2 tags

Me: HERPES IS FOR LIFE

Bo: That's fine. It's a daily reminder that god exists.

Jan 27th

2 notes

1 tag

Jan 27th

3 notes

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Watch

Oh..my…goodness. I can’t even… I could barely handle watching a short clip of him on the daily show without freaking out. It’s going to be embarrassing to watch the Oscars in front of people lolol

Jan 26th