December 2011
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Merry Christmas ya’ll
I definitely got what I wanted ;)
genderterrorist:
I just want to get fucked for christmas.
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I’m way over skinny boys.
I need a real man.
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cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
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me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
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slutevsies:
have you ever had an orgasm and then poured yourself a glass of champagne to celebrate?
because I am doing that right now
bring it over here NOW
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hahahaha
My design teacher just sent me this email (I was sure I would fail this class since I didn’t do ANYTHING)
“Hi Stephanie,
I submitted the grade of A for your work this term. I know you did not turn in any assignments, and I did not see much of your work until the end, but your final work and your participation in the last two classes impressed me, so I would like to encourage you...
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Everyday
Hungry? Drink coffee!
Bored? Drink coffee!
Tired? Drink coffee!
Sad? Drink coffee!
Horny? Get laid!
…then drink coffee!
wildghost asked: hayyy
geraldmorin replied to your post: Jesus
you get shit on
No, but I’ll shit on you
thebecky asked: Aybaybay
y0ung-and-infinite asked: Hi ;)
projectgrizzlybear asked: Hello
Put a “hi” in my ask & I’ll answer:
1. First impression: 2. Truth is: 3. How old do you look: 4. Have you ever made me laugh: 5. Have you ever made me mad: 6. Best feature: 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: 8. You’re my: 9. Name in my phone:
I love wasting time!
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